1. Yesterday afternoon was the open house for our school; a chance for teachers to meet with parents and students, introduce them to the new classroom locations, give supply and novel lists, a general run-down for the year, and just make that initial contact. Can I just tell you first that it went SO well! Even though I’ve been through six years of open houses, parent-teacher conferences, and other school events, I was still all
But once I got through the first one or two introductions and spiels, I was all
but it was more like
2. Yesterday was the first day in over three years that I wore high heels for more than an hour. Thankfully my feet forgave me because they’re covered in callouses from running, but my calves were all
3. A Geometry theorem: If both James Patterson and I have the same writing style, then I should be rolling in book advancement checks.
4. I’m gonna be a mom!
NOT! Calm down Mom and Mother-in-Law! Of course I would announce to my entire family via blog post that I was pregnant, who doesn’t???? Two days ago I joined the website Savethewords.org, whose mission is to preserve the bountiful language that is English. They posted a staggering statistic that 90% of our communication is through only 7,000 words. Does that number seem low to you too?? Anyways, I have adopted three adorable words:
Boreism: (noun) the behavior of a boring person
I could tell that my date was only capable of boreism, so I hid in the bathroom for an hour.
Fopotee: (noun) a simple-minded person
Only a fopotee would purchase the new Paris Hilton album.
Prandicle: (noun) a small meal
The only way to enjoy a prandicle is if you know a buffet is waiting for you afterwards.
5. Tomorrow marks the last weekend before school starts so you know what that means!